January 09, 2007

The first entry on my non-existent blog

This is the only entry into my new blog.
Like, OMG! This is so like fun. I can't believe that I finally got my own blog. Like, now I can totally tell everyone about my awesome life!
Ok, like yesterday I was at the mall, and this girl like bumped into me. Like, normally I wouldn't care, but she like totally ignored me and didn't apoligize! How messed up is that? Well, like anyway, I totally shoved her and said "Look, missy, watch where you're going." When I saw who it was, I was like, OMG! Not you!
Like, she was so not popular. I saw her the other day in the cafeteria. Uggh! How hrd is it to just spend a few hours getting ready in the morning? I mean, I only take 2 hours to do my hair. That's nothing compared to Becky. She got her dad to hire a stylist for her. She gets her hair done every morning. That's so not fair! Like I asked my dad, and loser said that my daily trips to the spa were enough. Like he knows anything about beauty.
Anyway, this girl was one of those wierdos who spent all day in the library and never one cared about looking good. Like, did she steal her brothers shirts or were they just on sale at thrift store? Ewww!
Well, after I yelled at her she had the nerve to look at me and tell me to "keep my fake plastic comments to myself". Like, what is that supposed to mean? This is a real leather designer mini skirt, not some knock-off. She is so jealous!
Why is it that ugly people think that the beautiful people are on the same level as them? I mean, didn't they get the memmo in kindergarten? Everyone knows that the pretty people don't associate with those people!
Ok, like I gotta go. TTFN! L8R!