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Sean Cooper on Jack Thompson's New Press Release
Well friends, Jackie's at it again! It seems the hoopla this time is about Bethesda's new game, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Apparently, some...*gasp* modders discovered a topless female skin in the game. This caused the ESRB to promptly re-rate the game to Mature, ensuring that anyone under 18 is now safe from the boobies that can be unlocked with a third party mod. I'm glad the ESRB is here to protect my brother, among other Americans under 17, from partial frontal nudity. Of course, "Expert Guest" Jack Thompson is ready to protect us fromt his threat, announcing via press release that he is welcoming the chance to come onto talk shows to explain this vile act. For laughs, you can read the press release below:
(be sure to not several gramatical errors as well as errors in word choice! Ex. Antidotes instead of Anecdotes)
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