Great Moments in Arrested Development History

I had a lot of chores keeping me homebound at the beginning of this week, but I made the best of it: in three days, I made it through the first two seasons of Arrested Development, a show I had seen many, many times before, though not recently. In just a couple of days at my parents' I've watched the majority of the third and final season.
How could I have forgotten how much I was in love with this show? Here are some of the best moments.
"Heeeeeeeey, brother."
"No touching!"
"I've made a huge mistake."
"You're high!" "You're drunk!"
"Her?"
"Marry me!"
"I'm a monster!"
Les cousins dangereux. GOB's segway. The banana stand. A sliding-scale for treason (from light to heavy). Multiple baffling chicken impressions. ("Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?") Barry Zuckercorn, Bob Loblaw, Lucille Two, "Steve Holt!" Tom Jane (as himself). Carl Weathers (as himself, getting a stew going).
Plus Gob doing magic:
If none of those things mean anything to you, it's your own fault for not watching it when it was on TV! If you are properly remorseful over that fact, hit up Hulu and complete your education.
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