KELVIN SMITH LIBRARY

How to make a proper Jack and Coke

Yeah, I know, it's just another alcoholic recipe but, how can you possibly expect to explain to your grandchildren how you had fun at college if you didn't get completely drunk off your ass at least once?

INGREDIENTS:
6 cubes of ice
8 ounces Jack Daniels
One can Coke Classic
One lime

DIRECTIONS:
Fill two glasses with three ice cubes each. Pour four ounces of Jack Daniels into one glass, four ounces into another. Squeeze one half of lime into each glass. Leave the Coke Classic unopened on countertop, as the Coke Classic will only hinder restorative powers of the whiskey.

Drink with your lover, friend, anyone-but-your-sorry-lonely-ass-self, whomever. Repeat as necessary.