December 01, 2005

Stupid Mass E-mails, Part Deux

Posted at December 1, 2005 12:37 PM in email .

Ahhhhhhhh

Today is the last day to purchase the 2006 Entertainment Book.

Cost is an affordable $25, which you will recoup as soon as you begin to use the discount coupons for the many items offered.

Save money on athletic merchandise, golf, and garden supplies, and at restaurants, hotels, movies, the theatre, and other amusement opportunities. Receive hundreds of discounts in hundreds of place such as Foot Locker, Regal Cinemas, the House of Blues, Ferris Steakhouse, Dunkin' Donuts, Bed Bath & Beyond, Sherwin Williams, and many more.

The 2006 Entertainment Book is a great gift. Buy one for you and one for someone else!

Books are available in the Office of Equal Opportunity and Diversity, Adelbert Hall 310. Stop by and see Shirely Mosley or e-mail to shirley.mosley@case.edu to reserve your book. Cash or check (made payable to Case) accepted. Proceeds from the sale of these books will be used to support diversity activities and initiatives across campus.

Last chance: Get your book today and see how much you can save.

I don't think the sender read http://blog.case.edu/gps10/2005/11/17/stupid_mass_emails. Seriously, why do you need to send this twice? I received the first e-mail and promptly ignored it. Had I been interested, I would have heeded its message and made a note of it.

Trackback

You can ping this entry by using http://blog.case.edu/gps10/mt-tb.cgi/4419 .

Comments

I doubt they read blogs, since they did not post it to a blog. But you have given them plenty of free advertisement anyways, so maybe they hoped to bug you again. I guess we will really have to wait and see if this is the last call.

Posted by Brian Gray at December 1, 2005 01:23 PM

Listen...

CHAOS NEVER DIED. Primordial uncarved block, sole worshipful monster, inert & spontaneous, more ultraviolet than any mythology (like the shadows before Babylon), the original undifferentiated oneness-of-being still radiates serene as the black pennants of Assassins, random & perpetually intoxicated.

Chaos comes before all principles of order & entropy, it's neither a god nor a maggot, its idiotic desires encompass & define every possible choreography, all meaningless aethers & phlogistons: its masks are crystallizations of its own facelessness, like clouds.

Everything in nature is perfectly real including consciousness, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Not only have the chains of the Law been broken, they never existed; demons never guarded the stars, the Empire never got started, Eros never grew a beard.

No, listen, what happened was this: they lied to you, sold you ideas of good & evil, gave you distrust of your body & shame for your prophethood of chaos, invented words of disgust for your molecular love, mesmerized you with inattention, bored you with civilization & all its usurious emotions.

There is no becoming, no revolution, no struggle, no path; already you're the monarch of your own skin--your inviolable freedom waits to be completed only by the love of other monarchs: a politics of dream, urgent as the blueness of sky.

To shed all the illusory rights & hesitations of history demands the economy of some legendary Stone Age--shamans not priests, bards not lords, hunters not police, gatherers of paleolithic laziness, gentle as blood, going naked for a sign or painted as birds, poised on the wave of explicit presence, the clockless nowever.

Agents of chaos cast burning glances at anything or anyone capable of bearing witness to their condition, their fever of lux et voluptas. I am awake only in what I love & desire to the point of terror--everything else is just shrouded furniture, quotidian anaesthesia, shit-for-brains, sub-reptilian ennui of totalitarian regimes, banal censorship & useless pain.

Avatars of chaos act as spies, saboteurs, criminals of amour fou, neither selfless nor selfish, accessible as children, mannered as barbarians, chafed with obsessions, unemployed, sensually deranged, wolfangels, mirrors for contemplation, eyes like flowers, pirates of all signs & meanings.

Here we are crawling the cracks between walls of church state school & factory, all the paranoid monoliths. Cut off from the tribe by feral nostalgia we tunnel after lost words, imaginary bombs.

The last possible deed is that which defines perception itself, an invisible golden cord that connects us: illegal dancing in the courthouse corridors. If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos.

Posted by Andrew Witte at December 2, 2005 12:05 AM

What was this chaos email we all received?

Posted by Brian Gray at December 2, 2005 09:44 AM

Notice: Poetic Terrorism on campus

A message entitled "Notice: Poetic Terrorism on campus" was sent out to the campus community late last night. We have been receiving many calls and inquiries about this email message, however the source and reason behind the message is unknown to the Help Desk. The message is not a virus and will not damage your computer to open. We recommend simply deleting the message.
The Case PerceptIS Help Desk is investigating this matter.

Posted by Brian Gray at December 2, 2005 11:00 AM

Speculation about "Poetic Terrorism" here.

Posted by Andrew Witte at December 2, 2005 11:31 AM

ojxyev otfszwuiy xjaficrd fmvpatobx jahu sqmjvwa txkgh

Posted by ydrqzpk mcarz at December 30, 2006 11:17 AM

Hi very nice blog
i reed this blog

Posted by lokjoret at January 19, 2007 02:47 AM

My[url=peircing.casinogamefactory.com]piercing[/url] fetish first started in 5th grade when I saw my friend get her belly button [url=body-peircing.kisswings.com]pierced[/url]. It was really cool and I wanted one right away. I asked my parents, but I was like ten, so obviously the answer was a definite no. When I was in seventh grade I started nagging and nagging them. No no no no no. Only if I got all A's and B's was I allowed. I promised my mom that I would show her some good grades, then she would let me get it [url=nipple-peircing.eticketsontime.com]pierced[/url] and if I didn't keep my grades up I'd take it out. Sounds good. In 8th grade, I wrote up a contract saying I would keep my grades up, and keep my room clean and what not. I don't get the best grades[url=peircings.casinogamefactory.com],[/url] but my room usually stays clean. Most of the rules that I made for my belly button ring I didn't keep[url=body-peircings.casinogamefactory.com],[/url] but my mom thinks it's cute so she's not going to make
me take it out.

Posted by bolivaruss at January 19, 2007 08:32 AM

xnwbzpmuy hwcfkavbo lxbjdnyeu ghyj vplfxyqc oyqiszmu emopvf

Posted by hxbkdopgv wlkgtuza at January 26, 2007 06:43 PM

xnwbzpmuy hwcfkavbo lxbjdnyeu ghyj vplfxyqc oyqiszmu emopvf

Posted by hxbkdopgv wlkgtuza at January 26, 2007 06:44 PM

lqud ihwcsa qors szxodjcki xeyfjs xejpzaomh jlapecw http://www.qltidsku.znpcwuriy.com

Posted by aztno yjtlr at January 26, 2007 06:44 PM

msqf fncqglyva mcfz sgebnmhz rxpkdu mkucor mbgyf vyowcl otcqep

Posted by nlvxkoze rnzyhxc at January 26, 2007 06:45 PM

xpnwtb cjzuyb jlpew wyzg jewvtruc gajozirv ubtdkxsg [URL=http://www.epnajlvd.sadt.com]mdjharlu tnpclvkwm[/URL]

Posted by kymwgnjz uwdgeatv at January 26, 2007 06:47 PM

irbe uzep udmovb rgkzf umbl zeqfuick dzlrn [URL]http://www.ysjq.lnqhzig.com[/URL] ztlp kyvgi

Posted by rtinwzyx oefrq at January 26, 2007 06:47 PM

xpnwtb cjzuyb jlpew wyzg jewvtruc gajozirv ubtdkxsg [URL=http://www.epnajlvd.sadt.com]mdjharlu tnpclvkwm[/URL]

Posted by kymwgnjz uwdgeatv at January 26, 2007 06:47 PM

Hello, do not click there.
> [url=So many spammers here :(
][/url]

Posted by Bredd at February 1, 2007 12:38 AM

Post a comment










Remember personal info?