Bimbo Star Update

Paris Hilton:

She has canceled her appearance at this year's Billboard Music Awards because she did not like the jokes written for her. Her PR spokesperson stated, "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows."

Well, too bad. If you cannot take a joke, then why should you get to MC the event? Honestly, why did Billboard offer her the job in the first place? A D-list star, flopped her first album, and she charges expensive fees for her so-called "speaking" engagements. How about joking about the crotch shots? Britney is copying you. How about telling skinny Nicole to eat more? Maybe you can joke about K-Fed being a one-hit wonder.

Actually, Fox would get better ratings if it was someone else besides Hilton.

So good news for the rest of us.

AP - Hilton quits Billboard awards over jokes

Lindsay Lohan:

Do not invite her to any GQ Men of the Year dinner events anymore. It would seem she flipped out at seeing her former assistant at the dinner event (who was with Jessica Biel). According to a witness, she started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!"

Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter.

A great star in Mean Girls, but now she's attending alcoholic meetings at 20? As for her mother, Dina Lohan, she did not do anything to rein her in. Is it possible that Dina and Lindsay think they are A-list stars and can demand anything they want? I surely hope not.

Honestly, do not give them an invitation next year.

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