Keep your tongue where it belongs
The longer I live in this state, the more I wonder about what's in the water. I was going to say that it could have been worse (you know what I mean, Lorena), but "more intimate" wouldn't have been worse than this...this could be life-threatening.
"Why do you talk so funny?"
"I wah frech-icci ma irfren an he bi ma oun off"
Woman Charged With Biting Off Man's Tongue
CELINA, Ohio (AP) - Police accused a northwest Ohio woman of biting off a man's tongue. Chad Ringo, 29, remained in intensive care Monday at St. Rita's Medical Center in Lima after unsuccessful attempts to reattach about 30 percent of his tongue, Celina police said.A hospital spokeswoman said he was in fair condition.
Police charged Emily Mescher, 25, with felonious assault after Ringo was injured Friday night. She was freed on $10,000 bail following a hearing Monday in Celina Municipal Court.
Police said Mescher and Ringo had been involved in a relationship.
Note the past tense.

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