Why just have religious police...
...when you can join the ranks of civilized countries such as France and Iceland and have language police?
I'm surprised that Iranians are even allowed to eat pizza elastic dough, because it isn't mentioned in the Koran.
Maybe we should get rid of some loan words in English. The word for Islam can be "boom-boom", and mullah can be "burdizzo"...whoops, that's not English either.
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