Little Capri
Capri Cafaro got from her party what she couldn't get from the voters: a political seat, Marc Dann's OH Senate seat to be exact. How long until we can vote her out?
I started a little bluesish song about her a couple years back. Maybe one of these days I'll record it...but it keeps changing.
Little Capri, little Capri,
gonna spend all Daddy's money.
Spend all his cash, all you can get;
You'll never beat Steve LaTourette.
Lttle Capri, Little Capri,
Face that looks like Hillary,
Did you ever work for a dime,
Sell your plasma just one time?
Little Capri, Little Capri,
Stupider name than Tiffany,
Got a job from Democrats,
Worker's party needs fat cats.
Little Capri, Little Capri,
Got a job from your party.
Not appointed 'cause you're cute,
Got the job because you have loot.
Comments
Posted by: J
Posted on: November 30, 2006 09:32 AM
It's funny when Capri stated that because of her rich inheritance, she won't be bribed or forced to legislate. So does that mean we can only elect the very rich?
Posted by: Jeffrey Quick
Posted on: November 30, 2006 01:41 PM
I dunno. Some days I think that electing honest plutocrats, who ran as plutocrats out of naked self-interest, would be an improvement on what we have now. What I don't grok is rich Democrats. If she really wanted to help the poor, why didn't Capri take all the money she pissed up a rope in pursuit of office and give it to charity instead? Because she can "donate" even more by robbing the rest of us?
Posted by: bob
Posted on: December 1, 2006 01:41 PM
Besides having money what has Capri done wrong?
Rumors of improper conduct with Trafficant, but have charges been filed?
Spent lots of money on campaigns in different geographical areas. But what politician hasn't spent money seeking office. Surely Mrs. Clinton's carpetbagging is more of a crime that Capri's bouncing around Ohio looking for a seat.
Finally, her background looks pretty solid. I'm thinking that perhaps it is too easy to hate the little rich white girl.