Laura Mallory, do-gooder
The esteemed (and often steamed) William J. Beck III rips up a soccer-mom-for-Jesus who wants to ban Harry Potter from the schools. And this is the point to be memorized:
"And I pay taxes, too, and I think that gives me a voice to speak out about this.”Do you understand, dear morons? She is entirely right about this. As long as she's getting soaked (which, doubtless, is not the way she sees it because she's a moron, too) for this perpetual-motion project known as "public education", it means that she has standing to raise hell if she doesn't like the cut of the bleedin' shrubbery out in front of the
drill center"school" where her brats get stashed every damned day.
She's kinda cute. Can I blow in her ear and give her a refill?

Comments
Posted by: Billy Beck
Posted on: December 15, 2006 01:06 PM
I thought so, too, Jeff. The thing is, I just knew she was going to open her mouth and say something.
Posted by: James Chang
Posted on: December 15, 2006 02:01 PM
She can go ahead and keep on complaining. Reasonable heads will just say sorry, your arguments are not valid, people love harry potter, so try again next year.