Mommy, my Alpha-Bits spell DCFS!

In Port Huron MI (my home town, sorta), letting your kids eat Cheerios without milk is probable cause to have a DCFS goon snoop around. While feeding child kibble of any sort is suboptimal nutrition, if it were child abuse, you'd have to lock up the entire country. Of course (sob!), I am physically scarred from the amount of sweet dry cereal (and ice cream, and cookies, and pop, and my mom's pies, and and and) that I ate as a child (and adult!). And my parents loved me. Not that a DCFS ever cared about that.

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Posted by: Jo
Posted on: February 16, 2007 12:45 PM

Gee, I guess they'd better come here and investigate me, then. We routinely eat dry cereal. I'd probably answer the door while polishing a shotgun, though.

Idjits.

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