Justin J. Waters

Education
Case Western Reserve University - BS in Computer Engineering, May 2006
Case Western Reserve University - MS in Computer Engineering expected January 2007
Hometown
Pittsburgh, PA
Organizations
A Brief Autobiography
I was born March 6, 1984 in Pittsburgh, PA. From then on, everything has pretty much been a blur. Somewhere in there, I got an Apple IIe computer and Oregon Trail. That's when I knew that I wanted to work with computers. I went on to excel at school, work crappy minimum wage jobs, and get rejected from Carnegie Mellon, who I will not even grace with a hyperlink. I then began my exile in Cleveland, OH, from where I am desparately trying to escape. I have three lovely children, all of whom are imaginary. A fortune cookie once told me that I will die on September 25, 2045, of heart failure due to over-consumption of Chipotle Burritos and Swensons Burgers, which is an odd thing for a fortune cookie to say. I will then be reincarnated as an armadillo for no reason whatsoever. This sure got silly really fast, now didn't it?