day1
I just pooed. My second for the day. My first was this morning before I took a shower. Wasn't really interesting. Neither fast nor slow, firm or soft. No particular satisfaction. This one - it was a lightning poo: the kind where you sit down, and less than a minute later, you're standing back up again. The Quickness of your standard pee, but with a greater sense of satisfaction. Not just a rarity, but a minor miracle. No shock to the system, no lingering odor. Nothing short of perfection.

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But, what did you read?
I didn't need to read anything - it was just that quick. I suppose I could have opened up the short stories to where I left off, but I doubt I could have found my page before I was done.