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Open Letter to Annoying Guy in Tomlinson (AGIT)
Dear Sir:
After you have successfully pumped your coffee and placed a top on it, and when there are people waiting (especially four or more), it is customary to not chit-chat with your "buddy" or "buddies" while standing in front of the coffee station.
You see, while the coffee station may look to some like some sort of "place to sit and chat" or "coffee shop," there is a dead giveaway that it is not: the lack of tables, chairs, and other people standing around talking.
Therefore, in the future, when you finish making your coffee, and you feel the need to stand somewhere and chat while being in the way of others, please go somewhere else. There's a nice assortment of garbage cans to stand around across from the condiment station.
Sincerely,
Nate Jacobsen