Archives for the Month of December 2005 on Haiku-O-Matic
#34
The phrase "Auld Lang Syne"
is sung on each year's last day.
It means "days long past."
#33
Number thirty-three:
Thirty-two haikus are done...
What will this one say?
#32
We sit in the dark,
Our heartbeats sound like footsteps,
The night never ends.
#31
The broken-down car
is sitting in my driveway
dripping antifreeze.
#30
When push comes to shove,
There's just one hard decision:
When to call it quits.
#29
It's the thought that counts,
but this sweater is awful...
I'm taking it back.
#28
Look out the window...
Irving Berlin would be pleased;
It's a white Christmas.
#27
It is Christmas Eve;
Not a creature is stirring
(except for the cook).
#26
Spending my money,
Carrying dozens of bags...
Christmas shopping time.
#25
My true love gave me
a partridge in a pear tree;
it won't stop squawking.
#24
The once free insect
is trapped in the spider's web
and will soon be lunch.
#23
Distributive law:
a times (b + c) =
ab + ac
#22
As Shatner once said,
"Live life like you're gonna die...
because you're gonna."
#21
We hear that some doors
are not meant to be opened...
So why aren't they walls?
#20
As night approaches,
The sun sets, the moon rises,
Blue fades into black.
#19
Albert Einstein says
that E=mc2.
Is it really true?
#18
Commutative law:
A1 + A2 =
A2 + A1
#17
Stargate SG-1...
What happens when it's cancelled,
Stargate SG-2??
#16
The kid behind me
will not stop shaking his leg,
so my chair moves, too.
#15
Frank Herbert wrote Dune.
I guess it's all about sand,
but Larry likes it.
#14
No one can stop it,
The clock is always ticking...
The past slips away.
#13
The theme song dictates,
"Feel no shame for what you are."
The Dead Zone is great.
#12
One cannibal says,
"This clown tastes funny to me."
His friend keeps eating.
#11
Today is Thursday;
I can't wait to watch Smallville.
"Somebody SAAAAAAVVVVVEEEE me..."
#10
It's chilly outside...
I don't want to walk to class.
Maybe I'll stay home.
#9
It is Three Kings Day...
There's a little known fourth king;
His name was Randy.
#8
One over x squared
(as x approaches zero)
becomes infinite.
#7
I'm on the highway,
and my exit's approaching;
I need to change lanes.
#6
The snowflakes descend;
All the colors fade to white.
Winter has arrived.
#5
Whoever designed
blog.case.edu
deserves a cookie.
#4
"Hey, could you get that?
Thanks a lot," said the plumber.
Rocko wasn't pleased.